Definition

Definition: To Throw An Egg

Throw An Egg – to use a lump of clay to create (“throw”) a closed form on the potter’s wheel, resembling an egg.
//Just a simple clarification for anyone who thought I was planning to make a mess with yolks this evening.

Not Much

New Entry to the “New Curtis Dictionary”
Not Much – standard response given to “what are you up to?”. This statement is not to be taken literally, but is a placeholder responses when the present activity is determined to be not worthy of mention, or is dull.

Confirm

Confirm – to authoritively acknowledge a query. (mine)
Confirm 1. to give approval to : RATIFY (Webster)
Confirm 2. to give new assurance of the validity of : remove doubt about by authoritative act or indisputable fact (Webster)
“Scientists confirmed the 10th planet” – what the fuck is wrong with these media people? Only IAU can “confirm” a planet, sort of like only Catholic officials can “confirm” a saint. As of this time, IAU has made no meeting regarding the celestial object of designation 2003 UB313′s status as a planet. AFAIK, emergency meetings aren’t called for crack-pot Astronomy instructors to get planethood for a minor planet/piece of space debris. Also, would love to slap the people who are using the name Xena without the notations of 1. it isn’t a planet yet, and 2. IAU hasn’t accepted the name.
So there, you media pigs take your flowery, over-glorified stories of major planet roster updates and shove them up your asses where your heads already reside.

Ramping

Ramping is the increase of heat inside a kiln. A Ramp Rate is the speed at which this occurs, it is messured in Degrees Farenheight per Hour.
to calculate ramp rate:
Final Temprature (or estimate) of chamber – Original Temprature of Chamber
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Time to Complete (in hours)
for example, the kiln completed firing yesterday at 1947°F, after 6 hours, 48 minutes. here is the calculation for ramp rate:
(1947 – 85)/6.8 hours = 273.82 °/hr.